My favorite keyboard was six lives and they were ready

I have thrown half a pint of cherry Pepsi Max via my keyboard. The penultimate keyboard that I will be able to use was. I arrived to the last one.

I fully realize that I am completely mistaken in keyboards. I was told, through almost every person in my life, I must use a mechanical keyboard, with removable switches, clicking sounds, and perhaps adequate neon lighting to open a nightclub. Me, no. I can use the Microsoft Multimedia 1.0A keyboard, with a point of Blu-Tac on LED Num Lod, and I have done so as long as you can remember it. Even today, I have reached the last time. When this goes, that’s all. i’m done.

I am not ashamed, and you will not make me feel shy. Microsoft Multimedia 1.0a keyboard is the best keyboard ever. It was created for the first time in 1997, Keys pressed with “SHDDD” whisper and this is perfection. Yes, it contains the most group of “media” buttons across the top in a wonderful arc, nor, I never pressed one of them once in the twenty years that I used to use this keyboard. Not, this is not the “natural” comfortable version, it is the regular version. I am not sick.

I had friends and co -workers interacting with real horror when hearing my use of this device. Not to be part of mechanical worship, apparently, worthy of ignoring, and I also accept that you, the reader, are now thinking about less than me. But don’t worry, for a pum of six keyboards that I bought when I heard that it is no longer manufactured, the one that I attached to my PS/2 wire today is the last. After the death of this one, I feel that retirement is my only choice.

You know these authors who say they are writing their books for a long time, using the fountain pen who inherited it from their great grandmother, and then some poor people should write them to the publisher? Or the writers who insist on using the royal typewriter in the thirties, because they are unable to form their prose on anything else? This is me. Tannah, stupid. Magic is not in my heart, it’s in Microsoft Multimedia 1.0A.

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This is the keyboard that has composed my greatest work. I have written on these swuidgy keys This unusual piece of gaming pressAnd Technical historian.

Hell, this is the keyboard that I used for all the beloved players, from Dragon age: assets to victimand Half of life 2 to City City. It is the keyboard that I have finished with Dishonored 2And the means that were invaded Titanfall 2. I am much better in Fortnite On these switches more than I am on my Xbox. This is the way I spent billions of hours in Skyrim. This keyboard is vital for gaming life!

Over the years, I passed many personal computers, mice, observers and loudspeakers, but the keyboard has always been the same. For years, I had to use a USB adapter to connect the PS/2 cable, although now (because the fate knows better) the current computer has a classic purple port on the motherboard. I have no idea literally. Certainly, there is no other stupid person?

But he feels right! Perhaps you have a favorite set for running shoes that insist on buying, because everything else makes your feet feel laughing. (You should try barefoot shoes, trust me.) Maybe there is a pillow that places it on the driver’s seat in every car? A favorite pillow without it sleeps much more difficult? This is my 1.0a. It is completely feeling the right shape under my fingers, the switches are completely spaced on my hands, and the wrist convenience on the foreground in a way that makes all other keyboards feel like a form of gentle torture.

The time is definitely not beside me. Despite the mysterious PS/2 port, Windows does not like this keyboard anymore. The first thing I do every time I open a new one (usually because either the person I use has become clicking on the clicking like the horrific mechanical setting, or because-as today-I killed another with liquid) is to repair the flowing delay when sticking to one key. Except, in the ten minutes I spent in search before I started writing this, I couldn’t find the main delay settings in Windows! They went! I just made a mistake in using “they”, and when I held a background space to fix it, it took an endless half -capacity to start clearing the error. I am looking for Google for a solution, most results, “Are you okay? Do you need anything?”

“So just buy a new one,” you may say, before you realize that it will only encourage me to continue to work. Oh, the poor, the poor, if it is so simple. When these things were new, they cost $ 20. It was very cheap. When I bought this six -year batch, it cost me $ 40 (in addition to $ 25 to ship!). This is the greatest deal in my life. Less than $ 11 keyboard, and they have kept me a 12 -year -old. But now, when I look at EBay, I find user That for $ 90! user! (For more, it is inserted as “ancient”. It is not a wine! Fighting club. This is not an old movie.)

In the past two years, when I look forward to finding more backups, I have never seen a new one offered for sale at less than $ 100, which is ridiculous. However, the best price for a new unused new version It is 32 pounds (43 dollars) and may I have to pay that? What is this – a quarter of the cheapest mechanical keyboard that you think about buying? outrageous. Does my career deserve this a lot?

Well, well, I just bought it, along with one second and I found it for $ 20 claiming to be unused, but I am suspicious. However, I bought everyone “New” 1.0as available on EBY in the UK. (Paypal was so skeptical of this activity that when buying the second activity, I send alerts to my phone to make sure my account was not penetrated by a distorted criminal, 150 years). I refuse to believe that there are no Microsoft warehouses filled with forgotten from these things, and they are in a dark corner behind the corners of the corners. Frankly, at this stage, I must be part of the ambassador program, which is appointed by Microsoft for the greatest moment in the company’s history, before he distracts his attention again through evil.

I still do not care about your opinion. It is a beautiful thing to be on one of these beautiful keyboards, the keys in particular, and the gaps between them that do not contain quantities of fluff, and the interior is completely free of coffee and soda. I just need to know how to allow her to allow me to delete my mistakes more quickly, and I am a happy boy. Until all of them disappear, although I think somewhat will be more than what the universe can take, and everything else will go with it.

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